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May

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anthropomorphism:

So why’d you fill my sorrows, with the words you’ve borrowed?
From the only place you’ve known.

And why’d you sing Hallelujah, if it means nothing to you?
Why’d you sing with me at all?

27

May

9gag:

Don’t like to see your cables? try this!

26

May

iamonlyamaid:

Protip: take a breath every time you need to say “like” or “um” and it’ll DRASTICALLY reduce how often you need it. You’ll slow down and pace your words more so that you won’t need fillers. It’s weird at first, but it gets so that you stop feeling the need to add it in.
One of four important things I learned in my freshman seminar.

iamonlyamaid:

Protip: take a breath every time you need to say “like” or “um” and it’ll DRASTICALLY reduce how often you need it. You’ll slow down and pace your words more so that you won’t need fillers. It’s weird at first, but it gets so that you stop feeling the need to add it in.

One of four important things I learned in my freshman seminar.

(Source: fuckiminmy20s)

Neil Gaiman: FROM LITREACTOR - HOW TO AVOID PUBLISHING SCAMS...

neil-gaiman:

The Litreactor site is worth its weight in rare metals…

In every industry there are amazing people who are full of passion, dedication and honesty.

And then there are scumbags looking to prey on your hopes and dreams so that they can separate you from your wallet.

For our purposes, I want to…

08

May

fuckyeahtattoos:

Watercolor fox. My favorite animal and style of art, also for the fox on my family’s coat of arms.
His name is Elias. And I love him.
Done by Donald Purvis of Asgard Ink in New Albany, Indiana.

fuckyeahtattoos:

Watercolor fox. My favorite animal and style of art, also for the fox on my family’s coat of arms.

His name is Elias. And I love him.

Done by Donald Purvis of Asgard Ink in New Albany, Indiana.

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May

30

Apr

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Cut Off Jean Lace Shorts. Another easy and pretty tutorial from Clones & Clowns here.

19

Feb

theprettyschtick:

I just love how her hair came out. Especially seeing how it did not come out how she planned it but it looks so good. The vid and her technique are a little awkward but you can’t argue with the results…her hair look GREAT! This is the first vid I saw of Purple/Slate/Gray(Grey)/White hair that made me want to try it (on my short hair, minus the extensions of course). Then I saw pics of the black girls rocking lavender and purple hair which got me hooked on the color. Made me realize I could and should try it…eventually.

17

Feb

hippunk:

meatwaaad:

ha-502:

daddyrape:

brokenbeautifulmess:

secondstozer0:

questionabledreams:

Top: 2 way glass
Bottom: Mirror
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (i.e., they can see you, but you can’t see them)? There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms . It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by looking at it.So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE! IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!“No Space, Leave the Place” So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the “fingernail test.” It doesn’t cost you anything.

everyone needs to know about this.

whoa wtf.

oh shit i dont want people seeing me naked HELL NO

oh damn

i do this all the time because i’m so paranoid oh god even in my own house

this is so useful, mirrors keep me on the edge. always.

hippunk:

meatwaaad:

ha-502:

daddyrape:

brokenbeautifulmess:

secondstozer0:

questionabledreams:

Top: 2 way glass

Bottom: Mirror

When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (i.e., they can see you, but you can’t see them)? There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms . It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by looking at it.

So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?

Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE! IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!

“No Space, Leave the Place” So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the “fingernail test.” It doesn’t cost you anything.

everyone needs to know about this.

whoa wtf.

oh shit i dont want people seeing me naked HELL NO

oh damn

i do this all the time because i’m so paranoid oh god even in my own house

this is so useful, mirrors keep me on the edge. always.

14

Feb

Me:
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum:
He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me:
You look for fresh prints, but oh my god